48-24. No Urlacher, no problem. Lions return to their losing ways as Da Bears end the Lions one game win streak.
Ben Affleck Mauled By Bears
Posted in Mauled By Bears on 04/10/2009 by mushrachalEnrico Pallazo Mauled By Bears
Posted in Mauled By Bears on 27/09/2009 by mushrachalEnrico Pallazo, reknowned opera singer turned Major League baseball umpire has been mauled by bears. Pallazo was best known for the role he played in halting an assassination attempt of Queen Elizabeth during a 1988 Angels-Mariners game. Palazzo had been vacationing in the hills of Italy when the attack took place. The Royal Family statement on Pallazo’s death reads, ” Queen Elizabeth is saddened by the death of Enrico Pallazo, but she is comforted in knowing he prevented Prince Charles from ever becoming King.”
Gheorghe Muresan Mauled By Bears
Posted in Mauled By Bears on 26/09/2009 by mushrachalGheorghe Muresan, the film star of My Giant, was mauled by bears. The former 2nd round pick of the Washington Bullets who stood at 7’7″ was a on a return flight to Romania. He was too big to be seated with the humans so he was kept below with the animals. He discovered a troupe of dancing bears who looked playful enough and he let them loose. The massive Muresan was still no match for the bears as their tempers flaired when he tried to wear their tutu’s. Billy Crystal could not be reached for comment.
Tommy Lasorda Mauled By Bears
Posted in Mauled By Bears with tags Tommy Lasorda on 22/09/2009 by mushrachalSugar Ray Leonard Mauled By Bears
Posted in Mauled By Bears on 22/09/2009 by mushrachalHenry Winkler Mauled By Bears
Posted in Mauled By Bears with tags Henry Winkler on 21/09/2009 by mushrachalHenry Winkler, best known for his involvement in creating the Internet sensation Jump The Shark, has been mauled by bears. Winkler, born October 30, 1945, was also part owner of the fictional restaurant Arnold’s. While he did not have any children of his own, Winkler played an important role int he upbringing of Chachi Arcola. He instilled in the young Chachi a love for demolition derby and loose women. This apparently was his undoing. While vacationing in upstate New York, Winkler was honorary chairmen of the Essex County Fair. After hours of partying, Winkler wandered into the nearby woods. He was not found until early morning hours the apparent victim of a bear mauling.
Dick Cheney Mauled By Bears
Posted in Mauled By Bears with tags Dick Cheney on 20/09/2009 by mushrachalDick Cheney, the 2nd U.S. Vice-President to shoot someone while in office, was mauled by bears. In an apparent case of retribution, Harry Whittington once again went hunting with Cheney. While hunting over the Rosh Hashanah weekend, Whittington led Cheney over to a cave of a clan of bears. It took the bears only seconds to realize what a Dick Cheney was and the mauling was over moments later.
Tito Jackson Mauled By Bears
Posted in Mauled By Bears with tags Tito Jackson on 19/09/2009 by mushrachalPhyllis Diller Mauled By Bears
Posted in Mauled By Bears on 19/09/2009 by mushrachalPhyllis Diller, born July 17, 1917, trailblazing stand-up comedian & entertaining legend was mauled by bears in the Adirondack mountains. Diller who appeared in countless TV specials and comedy movies was on location filming a cartoon about mountain goats. Diller, who most recently voiced Peter’s mom on Family Guy, was last seen alive photgraphing squirrels collecting their nuts. The mauling occured sometime after lunch but not quite dinner. It is unknown whether or not Diller was berating the bear or there was just a misunderstanding. But one thing we do know… Phyllis Diller Dead.
Dick Butkus Mauled By Bears
Posted in Mauled By Bears with tags Dick Butkus on 19/09/2009 by mushrachalDick Butkus, former head coach of the XFL’s Chicago Enforcers, was mauled by bears during the filming of a beer commercial. Butkus had returned to the Windy City for the television advertisement. The premise of the TV spot depicted Butkus as a football player on a team of actual bears. Unfortunately, not all of the bears were properly trained in tackling and the fatal mishap occurred. Mr. Butkus, who has long been affiliated with bears and Chicago, will also be remembered as the special referee in the Battle Royale at Wrestlemania 2 as well as being referenced in the Beastie Boys’ song B-Boy Bouillabaisse